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FIGHTER'S
MISERY
Poor Jean-Claude... he may be tough, but
even he didn't stand a chance against the awful power
of cheesy, contrived fighting games. |
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PAC-MAN, THIS IS YOUR
LIFE
Grab a cup of coffee, along with anything
else that'll fit in your mouth, and spend some quality time
with Pac-Man and staffer Josh Lesnick. |
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SAIKYO
CRUSHER
Street Fighter Alpha star Dan Hibiki has
much to teach us... but the most important lesson of all is
that it's OK to be a loser. Just look at him! |
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NINTENDO'S
E-READER
Thanks to Nintendo and its Game Boy
Advance card reader, the retail store clerk has one
more reason to ask, "Paper or plastic?" |
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THE BREWS
BROTHERS
The Blitz heads underground for
exclusive interviews with the creators of the best games
you've never seen on store shelves. |
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GORF YAOI
"Is he
serious?" Actually, no. The scary thing is, this
parody of erotic fan-fiction on the Internet is a lot tamer
than the real thing. |
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FIGHT THE
(VIDEO) POWER
Now returning to The Gameroom
Blitz... Mickey Tveter's valiant struggle against the
cheesiest game show since Starcade. |
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EL LIBRO
Book
reports were never this fun... but then again, neither were
the books! Inside, you'll find critiques of old and new
video game publications. |
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RACISM IN
VIDEO GAMES
Guest writer Tony Bueno rolls up
in his hoopty and shows us several examples of
oppression by the man in the video game
industry. |
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COMIC BOOK
CROSSOVER!
Who was that masked man? It's
Carl Schafer, saving great comic-based video games from
obscurity and bringing the evil Acclaim to
justice. |
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MAME: FULL
ACCESS
Three arcade games enter, but only one
game leaves in this regular feature, which compares three of
MAME's most obscure titles. |
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ASSAULT OF THE
INVADERS
After nearly thirty years, the Space
Invaders just keep on comin'... and so do their games!
We review dozens of them in this lengthy
tribute. |
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SYSTEMATIX
We lay down the
Jessboard and judge several dozen game systems, ranging
from the outstanding Dreamcast to the not so great
32X. |
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THE 26 HUNTER
You
remember the 2600, right? Well, you should. Maybe
the editor's look back at this historic system will help jog
your memory. |
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COLECOTOSIS
Inside, you'll
find both the ColEx (a
huge list of nearly every ColecoVision game, including
homebrews) and sixteen detailed reviews. |
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EMERSON
ARCADIA
Don't confuse this with the rock band...
this Emerson's lame and pathetic. Even a herd
of tankadillos couldn't Tarkus into playing it
again. |
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THE LOST
RINGS
Alas, poor Saturn... we didn't know you well
enough. You weren't very popular here, but in Japan, you
got all the respect you deserved. |
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ADVANCE THEORY
This
long list of reviews is just what the doctor ordered if you're
having trouble keeping up with what's available for the Game
Boy Advance. |
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PSP: THE
ENTERTAINER
We examine Sony's premiere handheld
game system, the PSP, in this detailed review. Does this
potent portable live up to the hype? |
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COMPLETE
CONVERGENCE
It's two, two, TWO helpful articles in
one! Discover the best homebrew emulators on the PSP AND
learn how to install them, all right here. |
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BALLY
ASTROCADE
Before striking it rich with casinos,
Bally dipped its toe into the video game business with this
console. Does it hit the jackpot, or go bust? |
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MARRIED TO THE
MOB
This is my review of the Gizmondo,
see? It's the Swedish mafia handheld, see? And
you're gonna read it, or I'm gonna plug 'ya! |
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WAKU WAKU
7
One of the best (and most overlooked) fighting
games on the Neo-Geo gets the attention it deserves in
this detailed strategy guide. |
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THE FALLEN
ANGELS
Comprehensive coverage of the dark, moody
Psikyo fighter The Fallen Angels. And you thought they
just made shooters! |
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FRAME BY
FRAME
Yes, we love cartoons. Wanna make
somethin' of it? Inside, we review many of the best (and
worst!) animated series on television. |
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SPACED OUT!
We
celebrate that unsung hero of the Star Trek series, Deep
Space Nine, along with Red Dwarf and other sci-fi television
shows. |
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THE MIGHTY
CONAN
Late Nite with Conan O'Brien is still the
best talk show on television today... and we don't mean "to
poop on". Click here to find out why. |
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SITCOM HELL
One of
The Gameroom Blitz's first humor columns, featuring Mary-Kate
and Ashley as Olsenia, the club-wielding ruler of sitcom
hell. |
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