Central Park
(the RPGamer staff members are still here, with a huge new cannon)
Brian Glick: All right, this is our new secret weapon, the Auto-Censor. With this, we can censor Anti-Glick's Nazi forces. Watch as I demonstrate.
(Brian Glick pulls a lever. The Auto-Censor fires a beam of blue light and hits Shitan, who happens to walking by)
Brian: Oops.
S**tan: Feces! I've been hit by that condemned Auto-Censor! Gosh darnit!
Brian: Let's try again.

Cosmo Canyon
(PaRappa wakes up with a huge bump on his head)
PaRappa: Where am I?
Erg: Cosmo Canyon: An RPG Humor Site.
PaRappa: It's Erg! What about the Nazis? Wait, Erg, are you a Nazi?
Erg: No, somebody just said I was "the Nazi dictator of Cosmo Canyon" once.
PaRappa: Oh.
Erg: PaRappa, I need your help.
PaRappa: With what?
Erg: Look.
(Erg points off to the horizon. A huge monster is coming out of the ocean towards Cosmo Canyon)
PaRappa: What is it!?
Erg: Server WEAPON.

Central Park
Brian Glick: Watch again as I demonstrate.
(Brian Glick fires the Auto-Censor. The beam shoots across the horizon and hits EA headquarters)
Shitan: Oh my gosh, they killed ThrillKill! You jerks!
Brian Glick: D'oh. Oh well, third try's the charm.

Low Earth Orbit
AK: Got any fives?
Jay Boor: Go fish.

Cosmo Canyon
PaRappa: How did it get there?
Erg: Someone must have summoned it.
(the Server WEAPON opens its mouth and starts charging up an attack)
Erg: You see, the only way to get rid of it is -
(suddenly, the Auto-Censor beam flies into Cosmo Canyon and hits Erg)
PaRappa: Erg! Erg! Speak to me!
(PaRappa waves a hand over Erg's face. No response)
PaRappa: Uh-oh. (Server WEAPON turns and fires in the direction the Auto-Censor beam came from, overloading RPGamer's server and causing it to crash)
PaRappa: The Server WEAPON's headed right this way! What am I gonna do?

Will PaRappa save Cosmo Canyon from Server WEAPON? Stay tuned to the exciting (or not) conclusion in the season premiere of the PaRappa Files, season two!

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