Joe Chin's Car
Joe Chin: I have something to tell you, PaRappa.
PaRappa: What? What?
Joe Chin: PaRappa... I am your father.
PaRappa: No you're not. I know my dad.
(PaRappa starts thinking about his dad after he wrecked his car)
PaRappa's Dad: Oh, PaRappa. I still have 59 more monthly installments to pay! What am I going to tell your mother? I hope you're ready to pay for everything!
(back to the car)
Joe Chin: Ok, ok, I was just kidding. PaRappa.... I am an Inquirer.
(cue the plot twist sound effect from Kartia. PaRappa and the gang look surprised)
Joe Chin: PaRappa, we need your Original Death Kartia.
PaRappa: How about an Unoriginal one instead?
(laugh track)
Sunny: What for?
Joe Chin: We need it to destroy a great evil in Rebus. One of Vigilance's members has been corrupted.
PaRappa: Are those two things connected?
(laugh track)
Joe Chin: Are you high or something? Of course they are. See, it went like this...
(Joe Chin's voice speeds up and he starts telling a story)
Katy: Oh, not again...
Sunny: Here we go again.
(twenty minutes later, Joe finishes)
Joe: And now, the end of my simple explanation.
PaRappa: Uh, could you repeat that?
(laugh track)
Joe: Never mind, I shall you take there myself.
(Joe Chin puts on his magic gloves of glory and uses them to create a portal to Rebus)

Town of Kainas
(Lacryma, Troy, Alana, Toxa, and Duran are running through the town, fleeing from something)
(Duran looks around a corner)
Lacryma: Is she still there?
Duran: Yes. We've got to move.
(the four keep running)
Alana: Maybe this will slow her down.
(Alana cast a quake spell, making a huge hole in the ground. They keep running.)
(Joe Chin's car suddenly drives up)
Joe Chin: Never fear, Joe CHIN is here!
Lacryma: It's Joe!
Joe: Put up your fists, you evil crusader! Let ME knock you out!
Troy: It's not that easy, Dogboy. You don't understand what we're facing.
PaRappa: You're facing the pub over there.
(laugh track)
Katy Kat: Are you sure you're not high, PaRappa?
P.J.: What are we facing?
Lacryma: It's horrible...
Toxa: It's terrible...
Duran: It's...
(Posha comes out of an alley)
All: POSHA SPICE!!!
Posha Spice: If you wanna be my lover...
PaRappa: Aaaaaaah!
(all run away as Posha Spice chases after them, singing)
Posha Spice: Stop right there!
Katy: Quick, PaRappa, use the Original "Death" Kartia!
(PaRappa takes out the Original Kartia. The plot twist sound plays like whenever an Original is seen for any reason)
PaRappa: I don't know how to use this. Here, you do it.
(PaRappa hands the Kartia to Toxa)
(The Kartia is suddenly activated. Some nifty special effects go off, then Posha Spice dies. Toxa vanishes)
Lacryma: What have you done to Toxa!?
Alana: Don't worry. We never liked him anyway.
(suddenly, some Nazi run out of the pub, grab PaRappa, and run off)
PaRappa: Help!
Duran: Wow. That plot twist came out of nowhere.

This has been another edition of the PaRappa Files. Stay tuned next week, and remember... the Fruites is out there.

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