PaRappa Files Headquarters, Fruites Dojo

(PaRappa is still typing up his report of the Anti-Glick incident)
(the phone rings)
PaRappa: Hello?
Katy Kat: Agent PaRappa, this is K-T.
PaRappa: Are you ever going to let me finish my report?
Katy Kat: The Anti-Glick has been determined to have survived the explosion at the Rumor Mill. He's now taking up residence in a secret headquarters under the DMV.
PaRappa: I want to believe!
Katy Kat: Our sources have tipped us off that the Anti-Glick and his Nazi warlords are fighting the RPGamer staff in a rake fight in Central Park.
PaRappa: Uh-huh.
Katy Kat: PaRappa, that means while he's away, we want you to infiltrate his hideout and take out his phone line. Because the Anti-Glick without a phone is like a dance floor without me. Do you understand?
PaRappa: Oh yeah!

Central Park
(the RPGamer staff is fighting against Anti-Glick and some neo-Nazi guys using various garden implements)
Anti-Glick: Square.Net forever!
(the Anti-Glick fails to notice PaRappa, Sunny, and Katy Kat driving by, bound for his hideout)

Rodney State DMV
Instructor Mooselini: We don't have any secret room here.
Katy: Can we look for one?
Instructor Mooselini: It's not as easy as you think it is.
PaRappa: Ha! You just admitted there was one!
Instructor Mooselini: This ain't kung fu, come on again!
Katy: She appears to have lost all sanity.
Sunny: Oh no! It must be the work of the Anti-Glick!
PaRappa: Set phasers to Great Deal Of Pain.
(PaRappa and Sunny pull high-tech, futuristic-looking, guns out of their jackets)
(PaRappa and Sunnny fire two high-tech, futuristic-looking, beams at Mooselini)
Mooselini: Hattatatatatattah!
(Mooselini runs off)
(Katy pushes on the nose of a statue of Rocky the Flying Squirrel and the secret door opens)

Central Park
(Anti-Glick and the Nazis are still fighting the RPGamer staff)
Brian Glick: Get over here!
(Brian Glick does his Big Lick attack, grabbing Anti-Glick with his tongue, reeling him in, and hitting him with an uppercut)

Anti-Glick's Lair
(The lair is completely dark. The gang is trying to find their way around.)
Katy: Sunny, don't touch me there.
PaRappa: We need some light!
(PaRappa and Sunny pull high-tech, futuristic-looking, flashlights out of their jackets and switch them on)
(They swing the flashlights until they find the Anti-Glick's phone line on the floor)
Katy: The phone line!
Sunny: Let's cut it with our high-tech, futuristic-looking, wire cutters.
(PaRappa and Sunny take out high-tech, futuristic-looking, wire cutters and flip switches on the back. Nothing happens)
Sunny: Looks like they're out of -- what do these things run on, anyway?
Katy: Donuts.
PaRappa: Donuts!?
Voice: Did somebody say DONUTS?
(PaRappa and Sunny shine their high-tech, futuristic-looking, flashlights towards the voice. It's P.J. Berri. He's tied to the wall.)
PaRappa: P.J.!
P.J.: Mrgmpfh!
(PaRappa and Sunny use their high-tech, futuristic-looking, pocket knives to free P.J. Berri)
P.J. Berri: You need some donuts?
(P.J. Berri starts pulling donuts out of his pockets and hands them to PaRappa and Sunny. They refuel their high-tech, futuristic-looking, wire cutters)
(PaRappa and Sunny cut through the Anti-Glick's phone lines)
PaRappa: That should do the trick.
P.J.: Yeah!

Central Park
Anti-Glick: Okay, now I'm bringing in the heavy artillery.
(two of the Nazis come out from behind a tree, carrying a leaf blower)
Brian Glick: Oh no, he's got a leaf blower! Run!
(the RPGamer stuff runs off. Andrew Kaufmann's shoe falls off)
AK: Whoops.
(AK runs back to pick up his shoe just as the Nazis turn the leaf blower on at full blast)
(AK is blown into the air and sent flying off into low-earth orbit)
Brian Glick: Oh my God, they killed AK! You bastards!

Outside the DMV
(PaRappa, Sunny, Katy, and P.J. are about to get back in their car when Joe Chin's limo pulls up)
Joe Chin: Hi.
P.J. Berri: Man, that limo is still phat.
Joe Chin: Would you girls like to take another trip to the beach?
Sunny: Only if all of us can go.
Joe Chin: Of course, of course! Hop in. You guys can sit in the back.
(Sunny and Katy get in the front with Joe. PaRappa and P.J. get in "the back" as the car takes off)
Sunny: Where are we going? This isn't the way to the beach?
Joe Chin: You'll see...
(ominous music plays)

Low-Earth Orbit
(AK is sent flying into orbit around the Earth and ends up floating alongside Andrew Vestal and Jay Boor)
AV: Hey AK.
Jay Boor: These are game demos! Honest!

Where is Joe Chin taking PaRappa? Why was P.J. Berri imprisoned in the Anti-Glick's lair? Stay tuned for the answers next week, and remember... the Fruites is out there.

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