The PaRappa Files
Episode 3: The Call of Pikacthulu

PaRappa Files Headquarters, Fruites Dojo

(PaRappa is typing up his report of the Anti-Glick incident)
(the phone rings)
PaRappa: Hello?
Katy Kat: Agent PaRappa, this is K-T. We've received reports of an unnatural being taking over the minds of small children.
PaRappa: And I gotta do what? I want to believe!
Katy Kat: This monster's minions appearing to storming the United States in great force today. Your assignment is to stop them at all costs.
PaRappa: Uh-uh. So what's this monster's name?
Katy Kat: Pikachu.

Topikachu, Kansas

(PaRappa and Sunny are cruising through Topeka, Kansas; now Topikachu)
PaRappa: Pikacthulu's servants have renamed this city in their master's name for a day.
Sunny: You know, this is really a lot of fun! Wouldn't it be nice if we could keep going and go someplace far, far, away?
(PaRappa starts dreaming about Sunny. Not watching where he is going, he crashes into a PokeBug)
(PaRappa's car is knocked out into space. They fly by the Mir, where a cosmonaut is holding up a sign that says "HELP" to the window)
(PaRappa's car lands on the street and collapses. The front end of the PokeBug is smashed as well)
(Pikachu and a bunch of other Pokemon get out)
Pikachu: You smashed my car! Prepare to die, mortals!!
PaRappa: IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
(Sunny pulls out the Pokeball)
Sunny: I have this!
(Sunny hands the Pokeball to PaRappa)
(pause)
PaRappa: Any idea how to use this?
Sunny: None whatsoever.
(Chop-Chop Master Onion suddenly appears)
Chop-Chop: Remember what I taught you. Use the Fruites, PaRappa... use the Fruites!
PaRappa: What am I gonna do now? I know! I gotta catch 'em all!
(PaRappa hurls the Pokeball at the Pokemon)
(The Pokemon are all sucked into the Pokeball)
PaRappa: Ha, we got 'em!
Sunny: Let's steal their car.
(PaRappa and Sunny hop into the car and drive off)

 

This has been another edition of the PaRappa Files. Stay tuned next week, and remember... the Fruites is out there.

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