Somewhere in Rodney State

(PaRappa and Sunny are cruising around in PaRappa's car)
(PaRappa's cell phone rings. He answers it)
Katy Kat: Agent PaRappa, this is K-T. Come in, Agent PaRappa.
PaRappa: This is Agent PaRappa.
Katy Kat: Agent PaRappa, a mysterious person claiming to have supernatural powers and calling himself the "Anti-Glick" has taken up residence in the old sawmill and has surrounded himself with followers.
PaRappa: Oh no! What are we gonna do? I know! I want to believe!
Katy Kat: The "Anti-Glick" may have ties to the mysterious Donut-Eating Man. Your mission, and you will choose to accept it, is to enter this "Rumor Mill" and investigate the Anti-Glick's cult. Agent Big Lick will be accompanying you on this mission. K-T out.
PaRappa: We're on our way.

Cut to P.J. Berri in a dark office, shoving donuts into his mouth
Donut-Eating Man: You'll never find out the truth, PaRappa!

At the Rumor Mill
(PaRappa, Sunny, and Brian Glick enter the mill. It's pitch black. PaRappa and Sunny flip on their flashlights and start shining them around. They stop on Neil Hughes)
Neil Hughes: It wasn't me! I didn't send the messages!
PaRappa: Then what are you doing here, Neil?
Neil: I, uh, lost something. Yeah, that's it.
Sunny: Do you hear something?
(Sunny shines her flashlight into the corner. A huge moogle is walking towards them, carrying an axe)
Neil: Oh no! It's Kiko the axe-wielding serial killer moogle!
PaRappa: That's no whale.
(Kiko starts making growling sounds as he lumbers towards PaRappa and Sunny)
Sunny: Aiiieeeee!
(Joe Chin flies in)
Joe Chin: Never fear, because Joe Chin is here! I have travelled the seven seas, climbed every mountain known to man, and know that the powers I have are enough to defeat moogles like you. Now I shall put on my magic gloves of glory and take you on a cruise to destroy you all. Let me tell you about this one incident at a coffee shop and...
(Kiko keeps walking. As he approaches, PaRappa can see blood dripping from his axe)
Kiko: Grrrrrr....
(PaRappa pulls out an AK-47 he was hiding in his hat and starts shooting at Kiko. The bullets pass right through Kiko)
PaRappa: It's not hurting him!
Brian Glick: That's because he doesn't really exist! If you don't believe in him, he won't be able to exist.
(PaRappa and Sunny stop believing everything they hear. Kiko suddenly vanishes)
(Joe Chin keeps talking)
PaRappa: Shut up, Joe, or I'll turn this gun on you!
Joe Chin: Well, that's the end of my SIMPLE introduction. And now to reveal my secret identity...
(Joe Chin pulls off his "Joe Chin" mask)
Brian: Grian Blick!
Neil: Who?
Brian: It's Grian Blick, my evil twin!
Grian Blick: I need more AOL disks, so I can get into the Guinness Book of World Records before I die!
Sunny: No! You can't have my AOL disks!
PaRappa: You'll never get with this, Grian. Neil, what's his weakness?
Neil: I didn't send the letter! It was somebody using my computer!
Brian Glick: Don't worry, I can stop him with my patented Big Lick Attack.
PaRappa: Big Lick Attack?
Brian: Get over here!
(Brian Glick shoots his tongue out, wrapping it around Grian Blick, and yanks Grian Blick across the room, then hits him with an uppercut) Brian: Got him.
PaRappa: C'mon, we'd better blow this place before he wakes up.
(PaRappa pulls the FF Network server out of his hat and sets it downPaRappa: This thing should explode any second. Let's get out of here.
(PaRappa, Sunny, Brian, and Neil run out of the Rumor Mill just as the FF Network server crashes and explodes, destroying the whole place)

To be continued...

This has been another edition of the PaRappa Files. Stay tuned next week, and remember... the Fruites is out there.

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