Qu's Marsh - Fanfics: Comedies
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   I've put the newer fics on top, though since there's some continuity between many of the stories, I suppose some people might want to read the older stuff first. But most of the stories can stand on their own, I think.

   In any case, if you're totally new here, I'd recommend starting with "American AIBO" or "Blue and Green."

08.05.06 Cid Wars IV: Fabula Nova Cidolfas
The Cids had gone their separate ways ... until a string of mysterious attacks brings them out of retirement. Now the Order must learn to fight together again as the Cids reunite to defend themselves and their airships. The explosive sequel with more action, more adventure, and snakes on a MFin' airship.
10.02.01 American AIBO 2: Angst For Nothing
There are questions that plague us all: If it's noble to be oppressed, is it okay to be happy? Will Chu-Chu ever get some hot human lovin'? Just exactly how many parts of Sydney's body are prosthetic, anyway? Answers have arrived. Read AA1 first and this will make it a lot more sense.
07.13.01 American AIBO
Selphie decides to set two of her friends up the relationship in the thrilling conclusion of the Fangirl Trilogy. But what's this? Could it be... an apology?
04.29.01 Angry Love to the Fish
Selphie just wanted to get everyone saying "Booyaka!". But when elitism and egotism get out of hand, she finds herself at the center of a battle tearing apart Balamb Garden. Question iconoclasm.
03.26.01 The Manhattan Witch Project
Sephiroth and Eve are married and living in Manhattan with their new daughter, but between marital strife and a kidnapping plot, things aren't looking so blissful for the newlyweds. Plus: The return of Cait Sith's band.
02.00 Um Jammer Selphie
The Garden Festival Committee -- Selphie, Yuffie, and Chu-Chu -- debut in a stirring tale of fame, fortune, and free plastic surgery. Leave to SSSSSeeeeeelphhhiiieee!
12.99 It's A Wonderful Lifestream
In the long-awaited to sequel to A Final Fantasy Christmas, it's Christmastime at Balamb Garden, but all Squall can think is "Bah Humbug." Can the Sorceress of Kristmas Future teach him the true meaning of Christmas in time to make everyone's holiday wishes come true?.
01.99 Cid Wars III: Return of the Thundergod
The Cids travel to Japan to rescue a lost comrade as Sephiroth dreams up his latest plan for success. (This one kinda sucks too.)
11.98 Xenogears Solid Integral
Tactical Crossover Action! Join Solid Fei on his "one-man infiltration mission" as he rescues hostages, battles terrorists, and finds exciting new uses for Capri-Sun. Now available in the zesty new Integral edition, with correctly spelled character names!
11.23.98 The PaRappa Files
From the Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel Department: These pointless and generally dumb vignettes were posted over the course of 1998 on my old site Cosmo Canyon. Most of them revolve around things happening on the Web at the time, so they're rather dated. Since they have no connection to the rest of my fics, they can be easily skipped, and ought to be.
10.98 Cait Sith and the Forty Thieves
Cait Sith finds a magic lamp that grants him three wishes. Will his newfound power spell doom for Cloud's baseball team, or will it save Cait from Reeve's latest plot to kill him? (This one kinda sucks.)
08.98 Mr. Sith Goes to Washington
When Rufus is taken hostage by communist rebels, Cait Sith and Sephiroth embark on a journey to Earth to obtain military support to rescue him. Politics may never be the same...
06.98 Cid Wars II: Pikachu Strikes Back
The Cids team up again to take on the true mastermind of Evil Cid's plot in a story combining kudzu, Cloud's birthday, mine carts, Dr. Donohue, condor migrations, Kenny G, the Sacred Torch of La La La, and the most insidious television show known to humankind. More action! More humor! More gratuitous PaRappa references!
05.98 The Guardian Amulet 2: The Wrath of Zenogias
In yet another corporate merger, Shinra is acquired by Umbrella Corp. to create the world's largest genetic-engineering firm. This seemingly-innocent act (fairly innocent, at least) triggers a chain of events leading to a battle for the control of the video game industry in this 250-page, 18-chapter, epic.
04.98 Blue and Green
A bored Cait Sith decides to start a garage band, recruiting various cute animal characters from various games to join him on his quest for fame. Too bad they don't have any talent. (Still probably one of my best works.)
03.98 Domino: The Untold Story
He was the true hero of FF7; the one who overthrew Shinra, defeated Sephiroth, and saved the world from certain destruction. But he was swept under the rug by the nefarious leaders of AVALANCHE, who wanted all the credits for themselves. He was... Mayor Domino.
02.98 Cid Wars
Cid... a character known throughout Final Fantasy history. Except in FF1. There, the original Cid was cut from the game at the last moment. And now he's out for revenge.
12.97 A Final Fantasy Christmas
My first decent fic, as well as my best known. What looks to be a peaceful Christmas in Nibleheim for AVALANCHE turns out to be a disaster, as the Mana Elementals, Sephiroth, and Yuffie all conspire to wreck the holidays.
05.97 The Guardian Amulet
I love the smell of bad serialized Wild Arms fanfiction in the morning.