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Spencer's Press Releases: #1

COSMO CANYON ANNOUNCES FORMATION OF DARAVON FAN CLUB

OREGON -- Cosmo Canyon, a semi-popular video game website, today announced the formation of The Unofficial Professor Daravon Fan Club, a page devoted to Bordam Daravon of Final Fantasy Tactics. "This job's a gift from God," Cosmo Canyon webmaster Fritz Fraundorf said. "This's the way! I got a good feeling!" When asked whether the Daravon fan club had been a success so far, Fraundorf replied with a hearty "Off course!" Fraundorf continued to deny rumors that he was a dullard.

In related news, Daravon, who speaks six languages but is fluent in none, recently unleashed his translation talents (or lack thereof) on the Spanish language. The results can be found on The Unofficial Professor Daravon Fan Club. Daravon could not be reached for comment, except to say that "press releases are releases tat are press".

Former U.N. secretary-general Boutros Boutros-Ghali could not comment on the matter, but we put him in here anyway because we like his name.

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