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Spencer's Press Releases: #1
COSMO CANYON ANNOUNCES FORMATION OF DARAVON FAN CLUB
OREGON -- Cosmo Canyon, a semi-popular video game website, today
announced the formation of The Unofficial Professor Daravon Fan Club, a page
devoted to Bordam Daravon of Final Fantasy Tactics. "This
job's a gift from God," Cosmo Canyon webmaster Fritz Fraundorf said.
"This's the way! I got a good feeling!" When asked whether the
Daravon fan club had been a success so far, Fraundorf replied with
a hearty "Off course!" Fraundorf continued to deny rumors that he
was a dullard.
In related news, Daravon, who speaks six languages but is fluent in
none, recently unleashed his translation talents (or lack thereof) on
the Spanish language. The results can be found on The Unofficial Professor Daravon
Fan Club. Daravon could not be reached for comment, except to say
that "press releases are releases tat are press".
Former U.N. secretary-general Boutros Boutros-Ghali could not comment
on the matter, but we put him in here anyway because we like his name.
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