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Cait Sith's Mailbag - August 28th, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag covers business cards, Daravon, juggling penguins, pepole, Stone Cold Hanpan, Yuffie, wassailing, and the return of Cid.

Q: Blender sez:
Huzzo! Remember me, from one of the entries? Aniesway, on ta the questions!

1. Hee hee, I took a trip to Earth and found one of your foil-stamped business cards! Can you trade them in for valuable prizes if you collect enough?
Jinx sez: ...hey, Blender might be onto something... a contest, with pictures of Cait's business cards hidden around Cosmo, and whoever finds the most wins some sort of preview of a fanfic [I'd say Cid Wars III but the contest might end after CW3 is finished]...
Blender sez: See? I AM useful...uh, okay, so I'm not...uhh...next question!

2. Where does Daravon live? I'll make a note to stay away from there...

3. Hehe, did anyone get that Rufus an' Herbert joke in my fanfic? Go to the Village of Idiots and find out!
Jinx sez: Right about now, Soleris would say something like, "Mwa ha ha, visit our page! http://members.aol.com/soleris/"
Blender sez: Hee hee, I like shameless ads.

4. Hey, have you seen Rufus lately? My pet racoon's lost and I think he might be nesting in Rufus's hair...

~Blender the Monkey
(Pause)
~...We're the Five Stooges!

Cait Sith sez: No, I don't know you. You must be looking for the alternate-reality me, Cait Sith Entry #5. Anyway, Daravon lives in Gariland Magic City, where he "teaches". He has a master's degree in Mugnum Repair. Was your raccoon the one that was in that weird fanfic about Palmer and spam? Cracker Jack? I think he died, but I forget how.

Fritz sez: That's an awesome idea for a contest. As soon as the trivia contest ends, the business cards are going up. Thanks for the idea!

1. Can you juggle 3 bowling balls and a penguin at the same time?
2. Can I borrow your megaphone? My neighbors are really bothering me and I wanted to tell them.
3. How can you hurt pepole with dice?

Thanks man!
-Dan The Hippy

Cait sez:
1. I don't know, let's see. Hey, Travis, get over here.
    Travis sez: Hey! What are you doing? Put me down!
    Cait sez: Hey, I can do, I can do - whoops! Ow, that's gotta hurt. Sorry about that.
    Travis sez: ....
    Cait sez: You okay? How many fingers am I holding up?
    Travis sez: None?
    Cait sez: Right. Anyway, I can juggle 3 bowling balls and a penguin at the same time, just not for very long. Spencer, send out a press release announcing that, okay? 2. No, get your megaphone. Every shop in the world seems to stock them (along with gun-arms and shurikens) for no apparent reason.
3. Dunno. I can hurt people with dice, but I'm not sure about pepole.

~Lover Of All Things Mint Green

Cait sez: No way! And I'm not bringing back the special Princess Di Business Cards either! Not that they ever existed in the first place.

-Owen Humphreys
OwenWOLFPC@aol.com

Cait sez: Yeah, but I'd also need some of his clothes, some of his bodily fluids, and the bones of one of his ancestors. Those might be a bit hard to come by, 'specially the bodily fluids... no thanks.

Q: Hey Mr. Sith,

Why does everyone pick on Yuffie? I almost come to tears when I see how mean they are. J/k, but I still think it is mean. Yuffie could kick your ass or anyone else's ass for that matter. Let Yuffie do the mailbag, pleeeeeeasssssse!!!!! If you don't let her do the mailbag tell her to visit my Unofficial Yuffie Kisaragi Fan Club @ http://welcome.to/yuffie . I accidentally deleted my site so it sucks right now. Bye. Yuffiekicksseriousass!!

Theat anomynous reader again

P.S. i just had to fit that in

Cait sez: You didn't "accidentally" delete it; I psychically willed you to delete it for the good of the world.

Yuffie sez: Money, money, money, it's all I need.

Q: Hiya Cait! Here are my questions:

1)Did you ever find out what Wassailing means? If you have what does it mean?

2)Is your big cave moogle related to mog?

3)Why are there so many fanfics with you on the net?

Thanks

Germ2

Cait sez:
1. Never did. Hey, Spencer, do you know?
2. Yeah, it's a stuffed doll of Mog that I brought to life. So it's really both Mog and a moogle... guess Daravon wasn't wrong in this case.
3. Because I'm cute, lovable, and most importantly, marketable. BTW, what kind of a name is Germ2?

Q:

I could take Spencer

Cait sez: All right, that's it. You're going DOWN. You and that Humphreys guy meet me in the parking lot of the Shinra Building at midnight tonight and Spencer, Hanpan, and I will settle the score once and for all.

Stone Cold Hanpan sez: Looks it's time for me to open up can of whoop-ass.

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