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Cait Sith's Mailbag - August 26th, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag talks about capes, and the continuing adventures of Spencer the press secretary. Remember, I'm Cait Sith, the Cat-meister, the Esperman!

Q: Hey, Cait Sith, I just have one quick question for you: how do you fit all that stuff you carry around inside your cape? I've seen you pull some rather unlikely things out of there. How do you keep them from falling out, or is your cape made of the same stuff as Neko's bag?

~A Concerned Gamer

Cait sez: Dude, it's perfectly normal to carry two scooterboards around in your cape, isn't it? There's nothing weird about that, okay? Neko's and Manillo's bags are the same thing, along with the Backpack in SaGa Frontier.

2. Why do you think Rufus' attraction to that door is funny? I mean, how do you know some of your readers aren't furnisexuals? Hey, *I* might be one! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

~Jerry Seinfeld

Cait sez: HOLY COW! Jerry Seinfeld is a furnisexual! Spencer, send out a press release immediately! Don't bother to just confirm the facts, just do it! We could make millions!

1.I think you should market your cape. I mean I'd pay as much as 1 million gil for one.

2.Why are you so cute?

3. Whatever happened to that cave moogle you ran around on?

To Fritz: HOW CAN YOU BRING COCONUT MONKEY ONTO YOUR STAFF?! ARE YOU INSANE?! I mean if you were a subscriber to the now dead Ultra Game Players, you'd know he's evil! He's responsible for such disasters as the Hindenburg, the Titanic, and the Kennedy assasination. He along with his dream team of evol, also tried to Kill the entire UGP staff. Fortunately Barf Lad destroyed the dream team, but then coconut monkey grew to huge proportions but was seemingly defeated by Diddy Kong. But now you have him on YOUR team. If you end up dead all I can say is "I warned you."

-Owen Humphreys
OwenWOLFPC@aol.com

Cait sez:
1. See? SOME people like my cape, Mr. Concerned Gamer.
2. It's my unduplicatable natural aura of charisma. Stand back as I perform my patented "Bambi Eyes" manuever.
3. He's still around. He plays the drums when Neko's out sick, and he can do a good impersanation of Umaro.
4. That wasn't Coconut Monkey! Coconut Monkey is our friend! He would never do that! You are confusing him with the only one who could lead such a dream team of evil.... YUFFIE! She must be the one who has stolen Coconut Monkey's masterpiece Gravy Trader! The whole attack was a plot to defame Coconut Monkey and prevent him from completing his epic work! YUFFIE MUST DIE!

Cait sez: Yes, and he's also anorexic. Look at his arms, they're thinner than his mouth.

Cait sez: They all occured, but in alternate realities. The one that occured in our reality was the winning one. This is pretty confusing, so I'd better have Spencer send out a press release about this. SPENCE!

Q: Actually Crono's hair is has more spikes. Anyway here are my Qs

1.Where can I get a giant moogle?
2.Which would win in a fight mystery meat or spam?
3.When is the cute animal characters' CD going on sale?

P.S. YOU LIED TO US!!!

Cait sez: Oh no! The Republic of Texas! Wait, I guess you guys aren't trying to kill me anymore. And the question was whether Cloud or Crono's hair was spikier, not who was more spikes. Cloud has that one big spike, which is spikier than Crono's many small spikes. Capice?

1. Find a stuffed one, then animate it with my Super Duper Magic Trick. Ipso facto, mipso MAGICO!
2. Spam. Only the Jello can defeat the might of Spam.
3. We disbanded the band, remember? (disbanded the band... that sounded cool). We're Cute Animal Pictures now. Our current project was When Chocobos Attack, but we sold the rights to that to that fanfic guy. Now we're working with Sephiroth on his new movie, Beowulf II: Grendel Strikes Back.

Fritz sez: "That fanfic guy"... thanks, Cait.

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