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Chocolate and Brain Virtue's Mailbag - July 29th, 1998

Today's edition of Chocolate and Brain Virtue's Mailbag answers the important question of who we are. Tomorrow's guest editor is Rei (the BOF3 one), so send your questions and comments to Rei's Mailbag.

Q: I am eViL rEbO! FEAR ME! Now, here's my questions, you losers!
1. WHO THE [bleep]ING HELL ARE YOU?!
2. Hey, did you know some of my fellow members of the Sailormoon community are outraged at Cait Sith's love for Luna? How's THAT for losers?
3. If you two are assasins, can you assinate a man known only as The ImMoRtAl PeNgUiN? PLEASE!?
4. Nya nya! YOU SUCK!

Rebo-DARN EVIL SIDE! Back to the Virtual Boy for you! eViL rEbO-NNNNNOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

(Note-No, this did not have a point, but it CAN spice up the mailbag.)

From,
Rebo and her eViL side

Chocolate sez:
1. We're Chocolate and Brain Virtue, an afternoon cartoon with a kindred kind taboo!
2. Chocolate sez: O---kaaaaay!
Brain Virtue sez: Sailor Moon irritates my dandruff.
Fritz sez: Is that really true? The word's gotten out? 3. Chocolate sez: We only fight for the forces of good!
Brain Virtue sez: If he's immortal, how could we kill him? Besides, penguins irritate my dandruff.
4. Chocolate sez: !!!

Chocoalte sez:
1. August 8th, after the Jade Monkey contest ends.
Brain Virtue sez:
2. Jade Monkeys irritate my dandruff.

Q: Hey! You know, I've not been getting my full 75 grams of laughs from Cosmo Canyon recently. Wonder why that is... Oh well.
1) The real question: Who the heck are you guys?
2) What's your favorite video game?
3) Who do you know in the gaming world?
Oh, and by the way, I know you helped Yuffie...
KainDragoon

1. Chocolate sez: We're Chocolate and Brain Virtue, an afternoon cartoon with a kindred kind taboo!
2. Chocolate sez: Jeopardy 64!
Brain Virtue sez: I think they should make those karate lessons I saw on the public access channel into a video game.
3. Chocolate sez: I know Boogerman!
Brain Virtue: Boogerman irritates my dandruff.

Q:Huzzo.

...questions? You mean I gotta ask questions? Aw.

1) What kind of a name is Brain Virtue?
2) Uh, I've been forgetting a lot of stuff lately. Is my memory good?
3) Heys Fritz, der Chocolate and Brain Virtue picture isn't very clear. Make it easier to read before the Evil Omen Goat Monkeys come!
4) Uh, I've been forgetting a lot of stuff lately. Is my memory good?
5) When does Rufus's Door get to run the mailbag?

~~Blender
P.S. Can I have five bucks? Why? Uh, because I don't have five bucks.

Brain Virtue sez:
1. It's a better one that Chris Kirby!
2. Memories irritate my dandruff.
3. You must be loading compressed images! Compressed images irritate my dandruff..
4. SHUT UP! I need to go watch TV! Those karate lessons might come on again!
5. It can't talk!
Chocolate sez: O--kaaaay!

Q:Yo, C n BV!!
A few questions.
1. How many games do you star in anywho?
2. Do you know Keith and Robert? Their in Time Crises II and a lot like you guys.
3. What's your favorite video game? I've always wondered that.
4. ::Yells really loudly:: YO, DOMINO!!! YOUR WACKED!!!!!
5. Do you know Yuffie? (if not, you don't want to!
6. What the hell's a Jade Monkey?
Uh...Thanks!
--Stephen .T

Chocolate sez:
1. Just Sandwich.
Brain Virtue sez: That game irritated my dandruff. 2. Brain Virtue sez: No, but we know James Bone. He's a master of espio-
Chocolate sez: Don't say it! This is a family-oriented site! 3. Chocolate sez: We already answered this question. FRITTER!
4. Chocolate sez: O---kaaay!
5. Brain Virtue sez: Yuffie irritates my dandruff.
6. Brain Virtue sez: It depends on which entry you're reading!

Q: Hey Chocolate! Hi Brain! I have some pals named Mr. Germ & Line-O who would like to meet you!

1. Here's a question for Daravon, if he's still there (In special Daravonese) Queston I have. Chocobo carraige what he live? Blkakakakaka! (That was is maybe evil laugh, mine!)
2. Where did you get that funky hat, Chocolate? I wanna get one!
3. What happened with the elephant?
4. Brain Virtue, why are you named..... well.... Brain Virtue?

-Lobsterboy

Chocolate sez:
1. O---kaaaay!
2. I got my at a government seizure auction. The same place we bought RahRah Farm!
3. Brain Virtue sez: You need to read the rest of the story. It may be uploaded in the future.
4. Brain Virtue sez: I've got a good brain! Our names were made up with a magnetic poetry kit!
Fritz sez: It's all Ben's fault. He made up those names.
Ben sez: Geeeeeee!

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