we
cometh thy call, what is thy bidding.......
Well, thats all for now.
Mistress of the dark and supreme lord of Nightmares,
Shadow Lady
Sephiroth sez:
1. It depends on what fanfic you're reading. Accounts vary wildly.
Actually, Lucrecia gave it to me, and she got it as a gift from Hojo, who took it from Vincent when he locked him up, and Vincent got it from his alter ego Magus, who stole it from Frog.
2. I think you just answered the question.
3. No.
4. You do? I guess I have to disappoint you then... no... well, a little.... BUT I DIDN'T KILL HER, IT WAS YUFFIE!
5. ...
6. I was pushing for it, but it never got through. The Meteor part would have been cool... I specialize in that kind of stuff. There is going to be a completely computer-generated FF movie, though, to which I am
writing the screenplay. Speaking of the Backstreet Boys, there's a part
in Mr. Sith Goes To Washington where... well, you'll see. Mwah ha ha!
7. Jenova Cells.
8. Cait Sith; Hanpan thinks all my movies are stupid. ::sniff::
9. Everybody would think I was trying to kill her...
10. Magus, from Chrono Trigger.
Q: Hey there Sephy,
A lot of people out there think you're the coolest villain ever. I
don't, but I might change my opinion if you come up with good answers to
these questions:
1) Why is your theme music so annoying?
2) Why does the whole plotline of FF7 seem like just a bunch of fetch
quests that prevent
Cloud from fighting you right away?
3) Why is Jenova so darn weak if you're so powerful? Her best attack is
Stop, for crying out loud!
4) Why does nothing you do seem justified? I refer especially to your
decision to go crazy in the Shinra Mansion and get increasingly looney
as the game goes on.
5) What the hell were you doing upside down in Materia?
6) If you're so powerful and feared, why do girls see you as "kawaii?"
7) Why do you eat Chocobo Greens if they are thrown to you in the last
battle?
8) Since Dullard wasn't very expressive on the subject, do _you_ like
waffles?
And don't try to tell me I'm a puppet!
- Keeleon
Sephiroth sez:
1. It's to distract Cloud.
2. Nobody wants me to die, I guess... see Question #6.
3. Because I am the one chosen to become ruler of the Planet!
4. ...
5. Aerobics.
6. Maybe that's why?
7. I was hungry! It's hard to get food cooped up down in that crater.
8. Yeah, they're a lot better than Chocobo Greens.
Fritz sez: So who do you think is the coolest villain ever? ALHAZAD??? It's gotta be Alzy!
Q:I haven't found anyone who knew the answers to these so I guess I'll ask you.
1. Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed?
2. Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?
3. Life... Dreams... Hope... Where'd they come from?
4. ...And where are they headed?
Me: Thanks, and if you think I'm high, you're right.
Other me: He's gay.
Other other me: I start fires!
<~>Z<~>
Sephiroth sez: Wasn't this written by fellow villain Kefka? Back when he used to be articulate? Anyway, here's the answer: It's not the net result of one's life that is important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life...and love! It's enough if people are able to experience the joy that each day can bring! And now, I think Kefka wants to say something on this subject.
Kefka sez: Fire! Fire! Heh heh heh.
Q: Hello Sephiroth:) I just want to say that you are a hundred times better than
that irritating, spiky-haired Clod-boy and I have a couple of questions for
you:
1) Elmador. What was Square thinking? This guy was a total rip off of you
and doesn't even have a nose. What do you think?
2) Is it okay to call you Sephi-chan or just plan Sephi?
3) Near the last scene of the first disk of FF7 how come you didn't kill
Cloud? I mean why Aeris? The game would have been much much better if you
killed Clod..er..Cloud.
4) Okay now this is just a statement. I bet you $200 and my credit card
number you won't answer the questions and that this letter won't get printed.
Why? Because you have a lot of fans (mostly female fans myself included) you
would not want to be bothered with this letter (even though money is involved
and I will personally give you $200 no $1000 if you answer this letter) ^_^
--Meercat ~^.^~
Sephiroth sez: Clod... don't even get me started...
1. Read Guardian Amulet 2; it'll answer your question.
2. Whatever you want.
3. He wasn't a bad guy, really, just misguided. He thought he was all cool
and all but he wasn't. Pity him.
4. NULL.
Fritz sez: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Q: Hey Sephy,
I thought you were the real hero of FF7. You're soooo spacy.. Heres a few
questions for you.
1. Did you enjoy killing Aeris? It looked like you were having fun.
2. Why do you have you shirt off at the end of the game?(not that I minded)
Some people thought that whole final fight was in Cloud's mind, which would
mean he imagined you without your shirt on...well...I would just be careful
around him from now on.
3. In The Guardian Amulet, did you make up that song all by yourself? It
was sooo cute.
4. Can I get tickets to Jenova World?
See ya around, sweetie,
Tifa Lockheart
Sephiroth sez:
1. I didn't kill Aerith! It was Yuffie! She wanted the White Materia.
I was trying to save Aerith, but it was too late...
2.
3. Somebody liked my song!! Happy days are here again.... er, yes, I did.
4. I had to close it... Rufus was after me. I'm a screenwriter now! Look for my movie Armadillo, about a giant space armadillo the size of Texas heading directly from the Planet, soon!
Q:Dear Sephiroth:
I have some questions for you that perhaps you could clear up for me:
1. Where do you keep that Masamune of yours when you aren't using it? That
thing's like 6 feet long!!
2. If you were dead, in the crater, and encased in a crystal, then how come
you can wander around the world killing people?
3. Would you just lay off of Cloud? He's got enough problems of his own!
4. Does it tick you off that a lot of people abbreviate your name rather than
just using Sephiroth?
5. Since when did you own the tobacco company? It's your cultists that are
taking over, you should keep your eye on them!
6. Have you ever thought about wearing a color OTHER than black? It's so
dreary!
7. Which is more dangerous: Meteor or Spam?
8. Finally, who is better at parcheesi, you or Kefka?
Invisigirl
Sephiroth sez:
1. I always carry it.
2. Those were projections of myself. I took over the bodies of the clones,
or something. Frankly, I'm not too sure myself.
3. He does... but I have to get rid of him... it's for the good of the Planet.
4. No.
5. ....I don't (Cid is the only one who smokes in our world anyway). Don't
worry, as long as the cultists have enough Jenova cells in them, I can control them.
6. It's my lucky color.
7. ....
8. Honestly? Well, me. Kefka spends too much time thinking about how to score (GET IT?).
Q: Sephiroth, will you marry me?
Niniane
Sephiroth sez: .....
Q: Hey Sephiroth! I love your work! I dabble in that feild myself... Although I
think my form is a bit off... i always end up impaling that snake on his ass
and not his head... oh well I'll get it eventually. I have a few questions
that I think you might be able to answer (seeing as your ten times cooler
than Cloud and you don't state the obvious all the time)
1. I'm a bit confused was it YOU who killed Aeris or was it Yuffie?
2. When will that movie Armadillo come out? It sounds cool
3. same question for "Mega Man cant duck"
4. Can you teach me the fine art of Giant Snake throwing?
5. If you killed that giant snake how come i had to buy a chocobo to avoid
it... shouldnt it have been dead?
6. And why did i have to avoid it after i beat it later on shouldn't it have
been dead again?
7. Who does yer hair?
8. How can i get my hair like that!?
9. Where did you get that kick ass sword?
Okay that's it. Oh yeah one more thing. Tell Fritz his page kicks ass and
he's more than welcome to use My question for Dullard about Ryus equipment
in deep thoughts (along with anything else of mine he feels like using)
-The Infamous Westward Stabber
Sephiroth sez:
1. Yuffie!
2. Soon. I've finished the screenplay and it's in the hands of Shinra
Pictures.
3. It got canned, sad to say. Nobody liked my idea, and I couldn't find
a taker on it.
4. I don't throw snakes... I just stab them.
5. There's more than one snake -- there's a lot of them.
6. I said there's a LOT of them.
7. ....
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