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Cait Sith's Mailbag - July 2nd, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag covers anime, Dio, Peco, riding Mallow, your mom, and my Mog (of course). Cait will be holding special GA2 editions of the mailbag this week, so send Cait your questions and comments on the story. Jokes you didn't get? Questions on the storyline? Comments? Favorite parts? Send 'em in!

Q: Hey Cait Sith, how come everything in the Gold Saucer has got you all over it? You think you're so cool, but everyone knows you're just a lame stupid cat! Have you and Dio got a little something going on behind the scenes? You know what I'm saying?

Anonymous

Cait sez: I can see why you'd want to remain anonymous when you write letters like this... you think you're so cool, but everyone knows you're just a lame stupid letter writer! Have you and Hanson got a little something going on behind the scenes? You know what I'm saying?

Q: (this is the person who said he was your adoring fan in the June the 25 mail bag)

Could you tell my fortune? I would like to know my future in RPG games. Thanks!

Your adoring fan and always will be,
Robert

Cait sez: Your future is.... YOUR LUCKY COLOR IS OLIVE GREEN. Okay, hold on, let me try again... you will play Beath of Flams, and you will get stuck at the part where the big tank starts blowing up San Jose and you have to use the banana and the chia pet to build a dimensional portal and go to the Jello Dimension and get the Magic Twanger and use it to turn the tank into an iguana, and you have to fight it, and the iguana is really hard to beat. There ya go.

Q: Umm, I'm not sure of the reliability of the source, but I've heard that Rayearth is out in a couple of places.

Cait sez: EB World says it's still not out yet. You know why it was delayed so long? It was because of a legal battle over the characters' names. See, Working Designs wanted to keep them all the same, and Sega wanted WD to change all the characters' name to "Cait". Unfortunately, I think WD won.

Q: This is something that's been bugging me.... How do you pronounce 'elw'?
-Red Dragon

Cait sez: Yaggayaggaumpbumpfigonnayabbadabbadoo.
Actually, it's pronounced "elu".

Q: If Mog wasn't there, would you ride Mallow instead?

Cait sez: Hmm... that's a good idea. He's white and soft and sorta puffy... gosh, that sounds like a pillow commercial. Mallow is cool 'cause of that one move where he jumps out his pants. That move is Da Bomb. I'd do the same thing, but I don't wear any pants! I'm naked! HA HA HA HA!

Q:         i   hate   you   mommy

Cait sez: I'm not your mommy! This is your mommy:

Scary, huh?

Q: Dear Cait, What kind of sad life do you have that all you do is sit around and answer letters from stupid people who have nothing better to do than write to you?
--Master Peco

P.S. Who is the Peco guy you keep talking about, and why the hell did he take my name?

Cait sez: I'm being paid for this! DUH! Did you think I would just sit around and trash people's stupid letters just because I felt like? Actually, I would, but there's no harm in getting paid for it anyway. Speaking of which, if people are stupid for writing people, how come you are? Hmmm...

P.S. Peco is your mom.

Q: Hey,Cait Sith! Most wonderful kitty of all Espers next to my loveable kitty!(He's male,BTW)

I've got a handful of questions and a lot of praise for ya! Wether you like it or not!
1. The manual says your age is unknown,well...you know what your age is,doncha? Of course you do! What is it?
2. Just a suggestion,but can you give your Mog a name? Mog sounds so.....dull.
3. Why do Cloud and Aeris get all the attention when you are obviously cooler?

These FF7 pages need less Aeris Tribute pages and more of you! I mean,your first death was just as sad as Aeris' was..(but I guess most of the sadness went away when No. 2 appeared) Aeris is too cutesy. You're just kawaii to the max! You're way cooler than Cloud and Sephiroth combined! In fact,you're my second favorite character overall! (Next to Jessie) So what if you only have 2 Limit Breaks? Both of them can instantly kill if the dice gets a high number or the Cait Sith face appears on the slots. That's more than Aeris and Cloud can say. Your big,fat,loyal fan,
Ram,the Ultimate Cat Person

Cait sez: Yay, another fan! Tell the Peco guy to take a hike, okay?
1. 523. Remember, I'm an Esper.     [ed. note: mentally, he's not 523]
2. Mog is his name; he is a stuffed moogle named Mog.
3. I'll let Cloud explain this one.
Cloud: "It's the sword. Chicks dig the sword."
And there you have it.

P.S. I think it is pretty sad that your favorite character is Jessie.

Q: Hey, Cait! I impersonated you for two weeks this month! And everyone pronounced it wrong! They all called me "Kate Sihth," so I laughed at them because my name's not Kate, but that got me wondering - why do cheerios float in milk?

-- Cait Sith

Cait sez: POSER! Just kidding... it's cool that you actually know how to pronuounce my name (Kett Shii -- note there is no 'T' in the second word). For more info on my spiffy mythological background, check out my fan club. Oh, and cheerios float in milk because the milk is heavier than air. Or something like that.

Q: HEY CAIT-SITH...... 1.DO YA LIKE ANIME? 2.IF YOU KEEP SAYING YOUR MOG DOES'NT EAT THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THAT RESTURANT IN COSMO-CANYON? 3.WHY DID YOU GET A JOB AT THE GOLD-SAUCER? 4.ARE YOU ...WELL..NUTERED? 5.IS THERE EVER GOING TO BE A FINAL FANTASY 7 ANIME? 6.WHAT YOUR MOG'S DAMN PROBLEM?I MEAN IT'S ALWAY'S JUMPING AROUND IN A BATTLE! THAT'S IT -DANIEL

Cait sez: YOU MUST BE FROM VANDAL~HEARTS, HUH?
1. YEAH, I HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SAILOR MOON'S CAT (SSSH... DON'T TELL ANYONE). I WAS PRETTY TICKED WHEN I FOUND OUT GUNSMITH CATS WASN'T REALLY ABOUT CATS, THOUGH.
2. BECAUSE I HAD TO EAT! SIMPLETON.
3. MONEY. CASH. MOOLAH. DINERO. GELD. GET THE PICTURE?
4. THE QUESTION IS, ARE YOU? (NO, I"M NOT)
5. I DON'T THINK SO, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN IT. BUT WATCH FOR MY NEXT FANFIC, MR. SITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, COMING THIS FALL.
6. IT HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. REALLY BAD.

Q: Questions :
1. What is your accent, cat ??!!
2. Does Reeve pay and feed you well ?? If it's not, why don't you just works for me instead ??
3. What are the differences of Cait 1 and 2 ??
4. Did you use 5Zigen on your moogle doll, cat ??!!

Cait sez: I like these numbered letters...
1. 42
2. Reeve don't pay me jack squat, human! I work for the Espers! And thanks for your offer, but... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHY WOULD I WANT TO WORK FOR YOU?
3. They're the same, human! But Cait 2 is still trying to beat Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon. Hee hee hee.
4. No way, human! I always use 6Zigen!

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