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Cait Sith's Mailbag - June 29th, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag answers more questions about still more questions my Mog, Professor Daravon, Wild Arms, and adoring fans, while being under attack by fascist creeps.

Q: Am I the only one who detested EathBound?? Please, say it isn't so..I bought the whole package (game & player's guide) for $10, but I felt cheated $30.): My grand-mother could program something better than this so-called "game", and she's dead!! They had a few cool sub-plots (cult, zombies) , but I spent more of my time with the card-board box it came in..umm,yeah. So? What do you think? If you haven't played it, What is the worst RPG IYHO (since you're Cait, it'd be fact(:).

-Your everyday predator,
Hawkeye

Cait sez: Hey, I liked Earthbound! Mr. Saturn rules! I liked the Bubble Monkey, too, especially that part where he was opening up all the boxes of laxatives. Cardboard boxes are pretty cool, though. I remember this one time I got this big box, and I painted it to look like an elephant, and put it in the zoo, and this kid ate it. It was really funny.

The worst RPG I ever played was Secret of Evermore. Man, that game really sucked. It had so many glitches in it; if you could cast this one invincibility spell, it would never wear off, and you were invincible for the rest of the game. Another really bad one was this NES game called Hydlide, where all you did was, was you ran around and got killed a lot, because you had to do stuff but there wasn't any stuff to do, and there were no instructions or anything. Come to think of it, that was worse than Secret of Evermore.

Q: oookay. next question is as follows: okay, i know that you took down the real cait ii, and assumed his role, but i've got this question. how, in the living existance of the honorable bushi, can you recieve messages from reeve? next thing you know, puff daddy could actually learn how to dance. hear my cries, hear my call... what?! i'm not a good singer? blast you! uh... okay. one more question: does your moogle have any dobermans inside his stuffed body? that's about it.
-tseng

Cait sez: What is this, the fifth degree? Why do you care about how I receive messages? Fascist. Since you asked me the damn question anyway, my Mog has a secret antenna installed inside his left ear. Happy now, McCarthy? Here's a free copy of 1984, on the house.

And for the last time, MY MOG ISN'T ALIVE! IT DOESN'T EAT THINGS! STOP ASKING ME IF MY MOG EATS THINGS! The only way my mog could have any dobermans inside would be if they were surgically implanted in there (ya never know... HMOs do the strangest things these days).

Q: Hi, Cait! Boy, I don't see how a lot of people can make fun of you! I mean, you may be a little annoying at times (especially around Rufus, who I personally think is a total and utter bastard with hair right out of a horror flick), but you're definitely not useless. If anyone even bothered to get you into a higher level in FF7, I'm sure they'd find out you're not useless. Personally, I like your slots limit; pretty cool and unpredicatable, like yourself.

P.S. -- Kick Rufus' butt for me in GA2, 'kay?

Your fan,
Athena

Cait sez: Wow, somebody who's not from the Spanish Inquistion. Hey, I'm "pretty cool and unpredicatable". I hope that Darkwind guy from a couple days ago is listening. You spelled "unpredictable" wrong, though.

Q: You asked Concerned (and confused) Person to shine your shoes, but you don't wear any. What gives?

Austen

Cait sez: Another fascist! What's wrong with you people? I do too wear shoes! Look at the picture of me on page 47 of the FF6/3 instruction booklet. I have bright red shoes on. Pretty hip, huh?

Q: Hey Cait, what's your connection to Professor Daravon?? Were you old school mates once? I heard Daravon didn't graduate from Collage, even though he "had a good feeling"...IS THAT TRUE!!?? (also, are Dr. Nusakan and Hojo REALLY brothers who were seperated at birth??)

-YK

Cait sez: I think Daravon didn't graduate from college because he spent too much of his time "having a good feeling". Sorta' like Bill Clinton. I asked Daravon about and all he said was "This's the way!" You make the call.

Q: Yo.

~F.

Cait sez: Yo! Waz up G fang? How's it hangin' on the Wes' Side? Are ya chillin' in da hood, homey? Word up!

Q: Which game should I get Breath of Fire 3 or Wild Arms? Thanks!

Some guy

Cait sez: Wild Arms, it has Hanpan in it. (He paid me to say that)

Q: Cait sith, you are starting to scare me. I mean tricking someone into peeing in a ellectric fence, you go to be careful, just calm down, you are starting to drive me insane. Its coming back to me now aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, see what I mean your antics are getting to me, please stop or I will have to come and tear your head off.

P.S. just kidding

your good friend
Andrew Palchak

Cait sez: Calm down? I think you need to calm down, Dr. Doolittle. Why don't you count to 10 and then take a nice, peaceful, nap? The nice men in the white coats will be here soon to take you to a padded cell where you can't hurt yourself or anybody else.

I had to get Cait Sith No. 2 to pee on the electric fence because he was one of the fascists that keeps sending me these personal questions.

Q: Hello Cait Sith. You're my favorite character in FFVII, I even have a picture of you on my wall. Tell Fritz he has a great site.

In Saga Frontier, if you equip the Twogun ability and an Aguni MBX and an Eagle gun and fire six bullets (the Eagle gun's max), you Eagle gun reloads in battle. Just keep firing and firing and you never run out of bullets. (This is just something I remembered when I read about the NRA Law.)You can undoubtedly do this with any combo of guns. Could you explain that?

On an unrelated note, I'm having trouble placing the pots and pans in FFT. Were they in a specific song?

Holy Cow

Cait sez: Cool! A picture of me on your wall! I must be famous now! The song with the pots and pans is the one where the guys goes "La la la". I don't know. Shoot me.

Q: What are your likes/dislikes?

Cait sez: Another fascist question, huh? What's wrong with you people?

LIKES: Making movies, the PSX game Every Day is Cat Day (that game rules)
DISLIKES: Rufus's hair, Yuffie

I did that off the top of my head. Happy now, Big Brother?

Q: Ok, so you offed the Robot. But then, how DID you receive the transmissions from Rufus so that he wouldn't know you weren't the robot? How did you send Rufus the transmissions he would be expecting? And how did Rufus know to build a robot that looks just like you?

Cait sez: Didn't I already answer this question? Don't forget, I was in FF6 too (I was called "Stray" in the U.S. version). Reeve must have thought I was cool (because I am cool), so he built his robot like me. Then 'cuz he did that, Bahamut and that old fogie Ramuh sent me to spy on the humans.

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