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Cait Sith's Mailbag - June 28th, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag answers more questions about my Mog, peeing on people, and some random pointless stuff.


Q: Dear Mr. Cait Sith,

Don't you ever get scared that you'll fall off that moogle's head when it's mouth is open and get devoured? Just wondering.

--Dan

Cait sez: For the last time, my Mog isn't alive! It's just an animated stuffed animal! It doesn't eat things! As for falling off its head, I have a Velcro-reinforced child safety seat on top. It's kind of hard to see in the game.


Q: Hey! I was just wondering if you ever thought about become a referee for any sort of sport? I'm sure you would be good at it (I highly doubt that the players would want to yell at you over something when you're sitting on top of that Moogle), and if you ever thought about it, what sport would you choose to ref and why?

Invisigirl

Cait sez: Hmmm... I'd have to say synchronized swimming, just so I could make fun of all the participants and their so-called "sport" the whole time. Soccer might be fun though; I could yell "GOOOOAAAAALLLL!" through my megaphone.

P.S. Are you really invisible?


Q: Dear Cait Sith,

Have you ever considered starting your own 900-number Psychic Hotline? If so, what would you charge? And what would your motto be? And what about the ads? I predict that this question will be thought of as pointless.

From, Rebo Valence

Cait sez: This question's pointless. Hey, you're psychic. You should be the one running the hotline, not me. And since you're psychic, could you tell me why Bugenhagen doesn't have any legs? Somebody yesterday wanted to know that.


Q: Ok, I want to ask you something:

This is NOT a trick question:

If you were digging up things in Bone Village and you found Clouds Buster sword and Aeris' umbrella, what would happen if you went to Junon and used the Mog Dance on it? Would Junon be surprised? Would Cloud be surprised? What if Aeris was alive and she hit you with an umbrella because all that racket woke her from the dead?!!! Would you go eat Chinese food in that run down place near Midgar?! Or would you look for those cool little materia before Ramza does in FF Tactics?! Will your head explode from reading all these questions?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? I bet they will, but if it did, Where would you find a new head?! Would you use Clouds head?! Good Luck.

Cait sez: Actually, compared to this one, that last question doesn't seem so pointless. In fact, I'm not even going to try answer this one.


Q: Hey Cait!
I'm a BIG fan of yours and just wanted to congradulate you on how well you annoyed Rufus in the Guardian Amulet incident. He was really worked up by the end! You and Sephiroth know just how to get to him.. Keep up the "good" work!

CyberSp416@aol.com (Jupiter Knight)

Cait sez: You ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait until Guardian Amulet 2 (only 6 more days!). I like the part where I pants Rufus when he's giving an address on national TV... and, hey, what do you mean you cut that part out? Bastard.


Q: Oh Esper of Espers and generally cool one,
How exactly do you fight with a megaphone? -{-Seig---

Q: Hey Cait Sith I've got a question for you. What the hell's with that stupid megaphone of yours. How the hell do you hurt someone with that thing. What do you do, talk to them and bore them to death?
Bob

Cait sez: I'll answer these two questions together 'cuz they're the same. I fight with the megaphone the same way Red XIII fights with a comb, and Relm fights with a paintbrush. It's all very simple, really.


Q: Cait Sith,
In Final Fantasy 6(American),As an esper,do you pee on the bad guys?
        From
        Interested

Cait sez: Do I pee on the bad guys? Um.... no. That would have been really cool, though. Too bad it never would have made it by Nintendo's censors. Hey, maybe they'll make me a call spell again in FF8 and let me do that! Wheee! Look out below!

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