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Cait Sith's Mailbag - June 26th, 1998

Today's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag takes on my history, fans and enemies, and other stuff.

Q: What eactyly DID you to to Cait Sith No2(Full deatales please)

Cait sez: I tricked him into peeing on an electric fence, which short-circuited him. While he was unconscious, I tied him up, took him to my cave in the Esper world, and then I forced him to play Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon until he beat it. He's still playing... hee hee hee.. the game never ends...

Q: hOk, you are without a doubt the most annoying character in the whole damn game, but you disappear from the plot after you sacrifice yourself in the temple....except for the little part where you are revealed as Reeve....why? Why did you disappear? And one more thing, do you think you could beat Edward in a fight?
-Kain Darkwind-

Cait sez: I disappeared because I was planning an attack on people like YOU! Annoying, am I? You'll be the first to go! MWAH HA HA HA! And of course I could beat that spoony bard in a fight... I'll just do what I did to Cait Sith No. 2.

Q: Yo, CaitSith. Thought I would say hi and that your the coolest.

Your adoring fan,
Robert

Cait sez: Now this is more like it... that Darkwind fellow ought to take a few lessons from you.

Q: Some questions for the fotune teller Cait Sith:
1) Is the illeged rumor about you being an esper and distroying the "real" robot Cait Sith true?
2) Did Mayor Domino REALLY save the Earth from Meteor, or is that just what he wants us to believe? (My guess is the later.)
3) Can you get me a discount pass to "Jenova World?"
Plus, I still can't see what's funny about Rufus' hair! Help me!
-Concerned (and confused) Person

Cait sez: Oh, it's one of the numbered letters. Okay, I can do that.

1. Oh yeah! I tricked him into peeing on an elec -- wait a second, I think I already explained that.

2. Of course not! We did all the work... mostly me, that is. Just because I suck at fighting doesn't mean I'm not the real hero. Er... that didn't come out the way it was supposed to. Never mind.

3. Why should I? What have you done for ME? Maybe if you bow before me and shine my shoes, then I'll consider.

And, uh, you don't see what's funny about Rufus's hair? You are definitely a confused person. I don't know if you are concerned, but I'm concerned about you.

Q: Cait Sith, why do you always make fun of Rufus' hair? Give him a break! I mean, it's not the prettiest stuff on the planet, but mine is even worse on one of my good hair days. I would like you to mock my hair instead, making me an instant celebrity!
--Bad Hair Dave

P.S. If there was a contest between you and Malak, who do you think would win? A battle contest, I mean. I think that Malak would win. Boy, he sure is a toughie, I mean his attacks can hit up to six times and can do about 30 hps of damage at a time! (of course, you'd have to be that lucky, and take into acount the different HP amounts between FFVII and Tactics.)

Cait sez: Okay, YOUR HAIR SUCKS! YOU'RE A GOOD FOR NOTHING, WORTHLESS, FREAK OF NATURE, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR! I'VE SEEN BETTER HAIR ON A DEAD WALLABY! Hmmm.... that was strangely satisfying.

A battle contest? Shoot, I thought you were talking about a beauty contest there for a moment. I could win that easily; I'm just so kawaii. And that SD Spray stuff doesn't hurt. Hey, Malak, how 'bout it? Beauty contest? Me vs. you? New York City subway station? Next Tuesday? Be there, Idiot Boy!