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Cait Sith's Mailbag - June 25th, 1998

This week's edition of Cait Sith's Mailbag takes on my Mog, why I wear a crown, and the dullard guy.

Q: Cait Sith, doesn't Mog ever get hungry? If he did, do you think that he'd try to EAT you?
--Cow the lemming, and his trusty sidekick wombat

Cait sez: My Mog doesn't get hungry because he's not alive. He's just a stuffed animal that I animated and - HEY! Put me down, you stupid thing! What are you doing? Don't bite me! Aaaaugh!

Q: hey... cait-type person. uh... why are you wearing a crown? i mean... it's not like you're royalty or anything. and if you were really a robot, why did you say "ow!" when you tripped and fell in the temple of the ancients? uh... okay. no more stupid questions.
-that idiot, tseng

Cait sez: Who said I'm not royalty? Don't play games with me, BUCKO! I said "ow" because I landed on my weehawken area and it hurt a lot. I had to go get three stitches. It was really embarassing. Not to mention that I left my Giga-Pet in the temple when it imploded... d'oh!

Q: Why, oh why did you make Moogles into Mogs? Yeah, I'm blaming this solely on you! You who rides on your #$&^)* Mog! Why not just call it a Moogle? You've forever doomed an honorable species such as Moogle's to be called a sissy name like Mogs! Mog is a person! He no longer has an identity! You have to call them Mogs in Final Fantasy VII, and you ruined it for them! The world is full of those " only played Final Fantasy VII of the seried and that's 'cause it was popular" people who call them Mogs now, not knowing any better! For a little while, FFVII was the best selling game on Playstation! And most of those people call Moogles Mogs by now! I'll find you and kill your stupid stuffed "Mog"! Sure he's just a stuffed animal, but I'll gut him and flush his remain's down the toilet! Blue!Blue! I hate you and your "Mog"!
Ben (AIM GrandeBen)

Cait sez: ME? Yeah, blame it all on the poor, defenseless, cat. Just because I only have two Limit Breaks doesn't mean I'm the root of all evil. I mean, Yuffie has seven Limit Breaks and she's the root of all evil. It's all Professor Daravon's fault. He changed Moogles to Mogs, because it gave him a good feeling! This's the way!

Q: ISH ME! claude Dreexla! MWAH HA HA! Me bawk frawm ta deed! Ya gawt aw funny nam, "Frawtz Frawndorf" Thawt ta ting tawt funny! Haw Haw! Ya wawd. Wawts ya rawl nam? BaB? Waw ya always makin fawn of me? Beath of Blams is a rawl game? Daw! Aw Plawed it.

Cait sez: Hooked On Phonics worked for him.

Q: why the hell do you ride that mog?
-daniel mcdade

Cait sez: I'm about two feet tall, I'm a cat, and I don't have any weapons. Why do you think?

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