You wrote my letters. I answered them. Ain't life grand? Enjoy while it lasts, 'cause answering letters tomorrow will be my favorite person in the world (*), Yuffie "Old Scratch" Kisaragi.

(*) Where "world" is defined to be "Bizzaro World Dimension where everyone is their exact opposite."

you're back!

-skul

Cait Sith: Whoa, dude, really? Thanks for telling me; I hadn't noticed. I'll be sure to pass the word along to the appropriate sub-committees for further action.

WAIT! NOTDONE!!$#^@$(
remember that game WE'RE BACK it was about dinosaurs i think it was a movie at first the game for super nintendo was a side scroller and it was pretty tough for a stupid dinosaur game and it was neat bye!

-skul

Cait Sith: I will express my response to this letter in the form of a Prince-like symbol: Þ.

WAIT! i want to talk to barret someone soon again :( please

-skul

Cait Sith: Here, how about you talk to a combination of Barret and myself? It's like some sort of freakish comic book fusion character -- "Barret Sith" or "Cait Sith Wallace" or something. Geez, that sounds like we're married or something.

Square's Lawyers: You have ILLEGALLY INSERTED the character MR. T into the page CAIT SITH'S MAILBAG.

WAIT! and crono.

-skul

Cait Sith: ...

Dear Cait,

Yo man, how's it been? Okay, I got a question. What's the best frog recipe? I tried eating them fresh from the Marsh, but that's gotten a bit old. There's always the mixing in of Oglop oil, I suppose, but I'd rather get your opinion.

Rebo "The Incredible Frog Girl" Valence

Cait Sith: I asked the Marsh's resident frog expert, Quina, and he (?) recommended: "Frog taste best with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Okey-dokey!" Sometimes that dude (?) scares me.

Dear Cait Sith:

If you were a tree, what sort of tree would you be?

It's a good thing I didn't kill a tree writing this letter. I might have chopped you down had I used an ACTUAL piece of paper.

Cait Sith: Here's a better question: If you were a pen, and you were Dick Cheney's pen, and you were the second pen in a pile of seven, what would you do?

Hello Cait, Gaelic esper-cat and band leader,

1.) Tell us what's the deal with you and Freya. You know what I'm talking about... *wink wink*

2.) If things aren't going well with you and her, might I offer tips on stalking her?

the local weirdo,
Flagg

Cait Sith: The deal with me and Freya? The only "deal" between me and Mrs. Frisby is the one for those antique chairs I sold her in January. Anything else you've been told is strictly hearsay.

Hey, in FFVII, why does it look like the Matra Missles are coming out of the characters ass when you use that enemy skill?

Also, whats the R in your name stand for?

And, even though its been DONE TO DEATH, you might enjoy these Zero Wing references I inserted into the grocery store where I work.

http://members.fortunecity.com/everythinggoodistaken/bases.html

oh
and
LINK TO ME D00D!!! :D

Cait Sith: In answer to your question: Cid Breakwind escaped from Beath of Flams and finagled his way into FF VII.

And, look, because I'm such a nice guy, I even made a link to your page, even though Fritz would sooner die than hear any reference to Zero Wing again. Too bad he can't do a thing about it! Look, I can post a link to Rufus' favorite web page and he can't stop me.