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Keep Your Goddamn On-Topic Posts Off This Forum

by Princess Gummiworm

What the hell is your problem, you friggin' lamer?

This is the fourth straight on-topic discussion you've tried to start on the Rurouni Kenshin Message Board. I know you're new to the board, but that is no excuse for anyone -- even an illiterate moron like you -- to post a topic like "My thoughts on Episode 47." A more appropriate message would have been "This board is going way downhill," "Would someone please ban that lamer seifer780 already?", or "POLL: How many people hate polls?".

I am so sick and tired of people thinking that they can do whatever they like on the Rurouni Kenshin Message Board. This is our board, and we have had it up to here with newbie lamers that want to talk about Rurouni Kenshin. As Section 3, Paragraph 7 of the Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Rules plainly states, "Only posts discussing the Official Rules of the Rurouni Kenshin Message Board will be allowed on the Rurouni Kenshin Message Board." Or did you not even bother to read the Official Rurouni Message Board FAQ, you stupid newbie?

You've only been here two days and you sure haven't made a very favorable impression so far. All you do is spam the board with your inane "I like Kaoru" nonsense, and I haven't you seen you hold a grudge against a single other poster yet. Listen to me, lamer: If you want to fit in with the elite posters, you need to clean up your act and start complaining about lame the other posters are. Look at all the petty bickering I started with my "Why was my 'POLL: Do you respond to polls?' topic locked?" post. That's what you should strive to emulate.

And start nitpicking other people's grammar if you don't want to look like a complete idiot.

The Rurouni Kenshin Message Board is getting lamer and lamer every day, and it's all because of dumbasses like you who can't be bothered to read -- and then discuss -- the Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Rules. I remember the glory days of '99 where we would spend weeks -- weeks! -- complaining about how much better the board was during the glory days of '98 and throwing groundless personal attacks at each other. That was back when we had some semblance of order on this board, with the monthly elections to the Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Parliament, a rotating Official Rurourni Kenshin Message Board Triumverate, and an Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Secret Police that actually bothered to enforce -- and whine incessantly about -- the rules.

Which you obviously haven't bothered to read.

Why do you think people come to the Rurouni Kenshin Message Board, anyway? To chat with others who share their interests? Listen, lamer, we've got better things to do -- like figuring out what date we're going to hold seifer780's Official Board Court-Martial. This board was designed from the ground up to be a haven for people who want to talk about the Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Rules, and we're not going to tolerate your anime discusson bullshit. There's a million other anime forums on the 'net, so go inflict yourself on one of those if you don't want to play by -- and post ridiculous strawman arguments about -- the Official Rurouni Kenshin Message Board Rules.

And get that small, tasteful quote out of your signature and replace it with a huge broken image before I ban your sorry ass for good.

- Princess Gummiworm

P.S. You're still a lamer.

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