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I Am Leaving This Message Board Forever!

by Useless Genius

Well, that's it. I'm leaving this board for good. And I mean this time. Don't feel sorry for me (even though I secretly want to attract as much attention as possible.)

But before I go, I want to show you guys this hilarious badly-translated video game intro. It's funny because they say "are" when they should say "is." Oh, those wacky Japanese! Wait, you mean you've seen it already? Yeah, it totally sucks; I'm so sick of it too. Fuck Zero Wing. What a fucking stupid overused joke. Everyone who thinks that it's funny should fuck off and die. Zero Wing is so fucking stupid. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck (fuck) fuck? Fuck. *BLASTS ZERO WING TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!*

I really am serious about leaving this board, though.

In parting, I just wanna say that I totally support you guys. I know you're going through tough times, but hang in there -- you're a wonderful person, aside from the fact that you're rude, illiterate, ugly, and spend every day in your parents' basement playing video games. And remember, you'll always have great friends who will gossip and talk about you behind your back and put words in your mouth. We do it because we care about you. You should be thankful -- why aren't you praising us? Remember, I'm a great friend and you're lucky to have me around.

That still isn't going to stop me from leaving this board, though.

And I still don't have a damn job. Fucking capitalists. Plus I have a biology test tomororw. I hate biology! Everything I "learn" in class is wrong anyway; I heard there's this Illuminati-like conspiracy out there who are telling you all the wrong information about biology. All those doctors and scientists and researchers can't be trusted. Come to think of it, I think everything you learn in school is a lie fed to you by the government -- this is really insightful, so someone be sure to quote it in their defaults.

Not that I'll ever see it, because I'm never coming back to this board.

Wait, did you guys see yesterday's episode of Dragon Star W? I hate you all and everything, but I just wanted to say that it was really cool when Super Duper Level 8 Mystic Son Tomato used his Liliuokalani x2,000 to defeat Anorexic Buu. Too bad they didn't show any of the blood in the stupid, hacked-up American version. I hate Toonami. No, I take that back, I hate all Americans. It's my right to see as much blood as I want -- how dare they take that away from me? And don't even get me started on the dubbing; I refuse to watch anything in my native languge. And, worst of all, I could have sworn King Tuba had a power level of 2,000,000 in the manga, but on the show they said his power level was 2,000,300. What the hell was up that? I'm never watching that stupid show again. *BLASTS DRAGON STAR W, AMERICANS, AND FUNIMATION TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!*

I really mean it about leaving this board, by the way.

And stop asking me for relationship advice. I hate all you guys, remember? All relationships are doomed to failure. Humans are horrible, evil creatures. Also, God hates you. Why don't you just kill yourself now? And remember - I'M GAY, so I don't want to hear anyone talking about heterosexual relationships. If you talk about your own straight relationships, you're a close-minded wiseass uncultured ninny. Let me remind you again - I'M GAY. I have an inherent moral advantage because I'm tragic and oppressed. So shut up, breeder. *BLASTS RELATIONSHIPS AND STRAIGHT PEOPLE TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!*

I swear this is going to be my last post on the board.

I did update my defaults, though. I added a bunch more quotes -- I think I'll hit 200 in my next update. And check out those neat animated GIFs of my Pokemon team! I have a level 56 Charmander -- aren't you proud of me? And, of course, I added a hot new bishounen defaults guy, Izlude! He's so kawaii ^______^. (Note: I have default guys because - I'M GAY! - and I wanted to remind you that I don't like girls.) Too bad no real guys would ever talk to me. *BLASTS GUYS TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!*

Anyway, this is my last post on the board. I know I said that post the other day, and the one a couple months ago would be my last posts, but I really mean it this time. I don't care how much you feed my craving for attention with "Goodbye" and "We love you" posts, I'm not coming back. EVER!

At least not until next Tuesday.

Oh, and by the way...

*BLASTS ALL YOU OP-STEALING NAZIS TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!*

P.S. Just wanted to remind you - I'M GAY

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