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Touchdown Fever
 

SNK

February 1991

Sports

1-2 Players

Baseball Stars proved that SNK knows baseball, but Touchdown Fever demonstrates that they don't know diddly about football.  This game's got several major flaws... the first is a limited selection of cryptic plays.  The second is a massive field that just never seems to end.  The third is a cast of squat characters who look like they should be in a peewee league.

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Toxic Crusaders
 

Bandai

Date

Action

1 Player

The Achilles' heel of most side-scrolling beat 'em ups is that they quickly become repetitive due to the simplicity of their gameplay.  That goes double for Toxic Crusaders, which gives you just two attacks to use against the forces of ecological evil.  It's hard to stay interested in a game as limited as this one, even if its soundtrack is pretty catchy.
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Track & Field
 

Konami

April 1987

Sports

1-2 Players

Track & Field is a pioneer in a genre that claimed the lives of more controllers than any other.  There are ten different challenges in this game, and the majority of them require you to pound the hell out of your joystick to make your cartoon athlete run like the wind.  The frantic button smashing adds to the game's urgency and really brings you into the action.
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Track & Field 2
 

Konami

June 1989

Sports

1-2 Players

Konami leaves the cartoony look of Track & Field behind and brings an unparalleled level of realism to its sequel.  This new approach has drastically improved the game visually... the athletes in particular are enormous and exquisitely detailed.  On the other hand, some of the events suffer from this emphasis on realism, being needlessly complicated.
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Treasure Master
 

ASC/Software Creations

December 1991

Action

1 Player

This game, like that rusty can of corn in the back of your cupboard, has long since passed its expiration date.  Treasure Master was designed for a contest held in the early 1990's, but considering its difficulty, it's doubtful that anyone ever claimed the top prize.  Anyway, this is an unexceptional (and hard!) side-scroller with a large world and tons of items to find.
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Trog
 

Acclaim

October 1991

Action

1-2 Players

Acclaim brings the gameplay of Pac-Man into the future... by taking it into the distant past!  That'll make a little more sense when you play this port of the Midway arcade game Trog.  You're a dinosaur, chomping eggs and other goodies while trying to slip past hungry one-eyed cavemen.  The game's a bit slow, but very funny... you'll love all the character animations!
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Trojan
 

Capcom

February 1987

Action/Fighting

1-2 Players (alt)

Remember to use protection while engaged in combat... always bring a shield to every battle!  You'll need it, too, because your partners like it rough, throwing knives, dynamite, and fireballs at you in the hopes of bringing you to your knees (ooh, kinky!).  That's the story of Trojan, a linear side-scrolling beat 'em up with an equal emphasis on offense and defense.
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Twin Cobra
 

Sammy/Micronics

January 1990

Shooter

1 Player

It's true what they say... strong fundamentals DO make up for an inability to dunk!  Twin Cobra won't blow anyone away with its graphics or sound... the former lack detail and the latter are just plain annoying.  However, the nail-bitingly intense shooting action of the Toaplan arcade game is perfectly reproduced, with every weapon and all the swarms of enemies intact.
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