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Tennis
 

Nintendo

October 1985

Sports

1-2 Players

You won't find a lot of options in this early tennis game, but it's enjoyable despite its simplicity.  There's no option to play against a human opponent- just with them in a doubles match- and the referee tends to make some pretty questionable calls.  On the plus side, the control is fast and responsive, and there's a simple but attractive slanted view of the court.

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The Terminator
 

Mindscape/Radical

December 1992

Action

1 Player

The Terminator follows the same path as far too many movie-licensed games, taking a mediocre action title, throwing in a few digitized pictures from the film, and then calling it a day.  Its ridiculous, cartoony characters fail to capture the threatening atmosphere of the movie, and its poor design and tired gameplay ensure that you won't be back for more.

FAST FACT: Radical made amends for terrible NES titles like this one by releasing a surprisingly enjoyable Incredible Hulk game for the Playstation 2.  Years later, they would refine that formula in Prototype, a free-roaming action game for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day
 

LJN

February 1992

Action

1 Player

T2 closely follows the storyline of the movie, theming each stage after a key scene from the film.  As the T-800, you'll do everything from punch thugs in a seedy bar to outrun an angry Mack truck in a cement canal.  Unfortunately, "faithful" is not the same as "fun".  When the game's not boring, it's frustrating, and when it's not frustrating, well, you get the idea.

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Terra Cresta
 

Vic Tokai

March 1990

Shooter

1-2 Players (alt)

Terra Cresta takes your usual overhead shooter and adds one of the coolest play mechanics in history... the ability to lock other ships onto your own, creating a huge flying fortress.  In tight situations, you can double your firepower by splitting the ships into a deadly formation.  Devious enemy patterns, tough boss fights, and solid visuals make the game even more thrilling.

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Tetris
 

Nintendo

November 1989

Puzzle

1 Player

The classic puzzle game comes to the NES... for the second time.  There was already a superior version of Tetris by unlicensed developers Tengen, but slick legal manuevering put an end to that game and opened the door for Nintendo to create its own Tetris.  Nintendo's game offers the same block dropping action as Tengen's, without the polished design or multiplayer modes.

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Tetris 2
 

Nintendo

October 1993

Puzzle

1-2 Players

Nintendo combines the block dropping of Tetris with the color matching in their less successful puzzle game Dr. Mario.  The result is a game that frustrates as much as it entertains.  The object of Tetris 2 is to destroy colored "flash blocks" on the screen, but this process is obfuscated by awkwardly shaped multicolored pieces that are difficult to use effectively.

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The Three Stooges
 

Activision/Beam

October 1989

Action

1 Player

Could a game based on a slapstick comedy series from the 1940's possibly work?  The answer is yes... and no.  The Three Stooges does an admirable job of capturing the spirit of the classic movie shorts, with a variety of mini-games based on the Stooges' exploits.  However, the mini-games are awkward to play, and it's hard to select the ones you want without getting penalized.

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Thunder & Lightning
 

Romstar/Seta

December 1990

Action

1-2 Players

When gluttonous Mr. Chin goes a fridge too far, he's sent to the thirty two walls of regret as punishment for his lack of self-control.  To escape, he'll have to demolish the walls with a ball and paddle in a game that's more than a little like Arkanoid.  Subtle gameplay differences and a stunning, bass-heavy soundtrack make this worth a look for Arkanoid afficianados.

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