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It's bad enough when
Japanese software companies release crappy games in the
United States, but FCI had the nerve to let this one
stagnate for four long years before bringing it to
America. Anyway, Hydlide is a role-playing game...
in the same way that spoiled meat could be considered
food, or being castrated with rusty shears could be
considered a medical procedure.
If
you're still considering this game, let me
give you the Cliff Notes for Hydlide. You slay
thousands of miniscule monsters by rubbing your crotch
against them. Then after stumbling through
dozens of poorly drawn screens, you get
massacred by the world's tiniest dragon as a cheesy
greeting card rendition of the Indiana Jones theme bores
its way into your brain. Still sound like fun to
you? That's right, punk, it isn't. So put
down that cartridge and buy Final Fantasy
instead. |
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